me when i dont got this:
i got this
comedy trifecta + alcohol
This is important and speaks to me on a spiritual level.
Here’s my first attempt at stand-up comedy, guys. I got 4-5 minutes at an open mic. It’s…well, it is what it is. Again, it’s my first attempt. I don’t think people LOVED it, but my mom liked it so that’s a plus! (I showed her a version with the first joke cut…)
Got this cool and classy t-shirt at the Pop Up Wedding Chapel in the Cosmopolitan in Las Vegas. I didn’t get married. Just went in to buy this. Its a play on the old “Mr. Right” notion.